The Green M&M's Footwear Has Become a Big Topic...

America is going through a tough time. Things have gotten so bad, we can't even decide what our candy should wear on their feet. The green M&M used to wear white boots, but Mars wanted her to be "more than her boots" and so gave her "Larry David sneakers." 

Rolling Stone's not happy about it. Vox complains about "candy with anxiety". 

And we started this year thinking we were going to start solving climate change?!