Mike Invents the "Sibling 8 Ball."

I'm the founder of RAYGUN, and I'm also the father to more kids than your average person really needs. 

Observing these little miracles behave makes me realize why my mom was so pissed off all the time. 

But every once in a while, they give me an idea for something I can possibly monetize and recoup some of my monetary losses in providing for them:

The "Sibling 8 Ball!" Just ask it a question, shake it, and get the answer:

Ohhhh, didn't see that one coming, did you?

Ouch! 

All signs point to: illiteracy?

Didn't see that coming! Answers your question with a question. 

Hoo-boy, that is a heavy revelation from an inanimate object.

Not just basic, but sadly basic. 

Sounds like a skill issue. 

Before you start planning your hike, maybe address what "everyone" is saying about you.