Alpha Con: Yes, This is Apparently a Real Event...
Welp, at least we know the US Capitol won't be stormed on February 18th and 19th.
It's like a whole group of fellas who were really into the Red Power Ranger.
And, also, it will be real torture to be standing in such a long line for the urinal while the womens' bathroom is empty. But, uhhhhh, you know......